Friday Morning Haiku

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Let us be honest

Do you really want to host

A party at dawn!?

On April 29th (2 Fridays from now!) is the Royal Wedding between Kate and William.  This is a pretty epic event in our lifetime (if you care about this kind of stuff), and you can be sure tons of people are trying to cash in on this.  To be honest, I am excited about the tradition of it all and I can't wait to watch, but I really don't care about what Kate's wearing or about the celebrity guest list or any of that crap.  I just care about watching history as it unfolds.  Besides, I freaking LOVE the monarchy and anything Uber-British.

All this being said, there is NO WAY I can even fathom hosting a watch party at 6am.  I am in awe of all those who are going to do it and who actually have friends willing to come over that early to do it with them.  Of course, you could always DVR it and watch it at a normal time....but I like to watch things live and besides, I don't own DVR :)

So this is how I anticipate my day:

Wake up at 5am

Hit snooze 5 times until 6am

Grumble

Get out of bed and make some tea

Crawl in the guest bed

Switch on the TV and sip my tea

Fight the urge not to fall back asleep/throw things at the TV at the commentators

Get hungry at 7am

Get pissed that I didn't make fancy scones for the occasion

Go to the kitchen and make some toast and jam, pour more tea

Get back into bed

Watch the wedding/get annoyed at the commentator talking about outfits and hairstyles

Get a bit patriotic and sing God Save the Queen

Fall asleep

Miss the processional and parade

Do you have any plans to watch the Royal Wedding?